The Thirteen (13) Days of Shopping the World for Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A whole case of Tortuga Gourmet Wildflower Honey.

On the second day of Christmas, I learned where it came from,
So I went online myself to I-ShopTheWorld.com …

On the third day of Christmas, I bought Hell Fire hot sauce.
But decided not to serve any to Mr. Santa Claus.

On the fourth day of Christmas, I chose a Thai silk shirt
And a sample three-pack of sauce called Tortuga Gourmet Jerk.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my shopping spree continued
When I discovered some gemstones I must describe as splendid.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my list was looking worn,
So I ordered an assortment of gourmet popcorn.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the candy appealed to me,
And I added two packets of authentic Thai iced tea.

On the eighth day of Christmas, I chose to do a first:
I ordered myself a Water Hyacinth purse.

On the ninth day of Christmas, I was feeling very nice,
So I filled my online shopping cart with jellies, jams, and spice.

On the tenth day of Christmas, still confident that I could,
I picked some handmade jewelry made of colorful wood.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, I needed something frilly,
So I opted for a pendant made by SilverLily.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, I got a red coral jewelry box,
Then I sighed as I realized that I-ShopTheWorld.com simply rocks.

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, I didn’t want to budge,
So I sampled all the flavors of gourmet chocolate fudge.

I also found I really didn’t want to stand and bake,
So taste-tested all delicious flavors of Tortuga Rum Cakes.

On that final day of Christmas, I stopped to take a rest,
And listened to my true love tell me I’m the best.
In the spirit of Christmas and all the other holidays that fall during this season, we at I-ShopTheWorld.com hope you are finding time to stop and take a rest and that all your efforts to make the holidays grand are being noticed and appreciated.

If you are finished with your shopping, wrapping, and decorating, we congratulate you.

If you are tired from running from store to store chasing ads for limited quantity items, may we suggest that our inventory is always pretty much unlimited except for our one-of-a-kind jewelry items.

If your calendar is still full of social functions, and you are bored of showing up with the same old mundane hostess gifts, may we suggest a quick order for Tortuga Rum Cakes, Tortuga Gourmet Pepper Jelly, Tortuga Gourmet Chocolate Hazelnut Rum Truffles, or Tortuga Gourmet Chocolate Rum Balls.

For that last challenging person on your list with discriminating taste and everything else he or she wants, we recommend a box of each of our Tortuga Gourmet fudge flavors: Gourmet Rum, Banana Rum, Coconut Rum, Florida Banana Rum, Florida Coconut Rum, or Florida Chocolate rum. For ease in purchasing, we offer a Tortuga Gourmet Florida Rum Fudge Variety Pack for just $25.99.

Whatever your situation, we hope you take time for yourself to reflect on the true meaning of this season and to build some wonderful memories. Take lots of photos and remember after the holiday rush is over, we can convert those to a custom hand-painted portrait for long-lasting beauty and appreciation.

Happy Holidays!

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